Nazgul #5
Really? I am sitting here listening to squabbling Elves? Where is my Lord? Where are my brothers?

I think I shall go stir up some trouble…

gimli:

nazgul5:

 

gimli replied to your post: GUESS WHO’S BACK IN TOWN…
I think the spider died while you were gone. You were the one with a thing for huge ugly brutes, yeah?

That would be my brother… or rather, the spider had a thing for my brother… pity she died… I suspect it was the horrible neglect and lack of TLC shown by my brother… I would have been a better boyfriend… I did try to warn her…

Well who knows. She might still be alive - I’m only hoping she’s not. She kept trying to eat Master Samwise, and I love his cooking.

Maybe she really wants him to cook for her… Why are you so judgmental? That’s not a good look for you, dwarf…

 

legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest replied to your post: GUESS WHO’S BACK IN TOWN…
GTFO

Come, come, we KNOW you don’t mean that…

 

gimli replied to your post: GUESS WHO’S BACK IN TOWN…
I think the spider died while you were gone. You were the one with a thing for huge ugly brutes, yeah?

That would be my brother… or rather, the spider had a thing for my brother… pity she died… I suspect it was the horrible neglect and lack of TLC shown by my brother… I would have been a better boyfriend… I did try to warn her…

GUESS WHO’S BACK IN TOWN…

samwise-gamgee:

Not such a good day.

Hello, little halflings. You look all ripe for the picking…

samwise-gamgee:

Not such a good day.

Hello, little halflings. You look all ripe for the picking…

I gave bitches fear. Bitches love fear.
*lets his fell beast let out a screech of horror as he flies in shadow around the border of Imladris*
Hmm. Not much going on at the Imladris border. I should wreak some havoc.
My brother’s going after the Hobbits, I have run up Thranduil’s credit line. I should find my other brother, and do some damage.

Then again, Sauron said he wanted the golden warrior’s husband. If I could get him, maybe Sauron would love me….